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zimplee_mi Moderator
Number of posts : 212 Age : 32 Location : England (sa piling ni Daniel Radcliffe) Registration date : 2007-06-18
| Subject: JOKETAAAYYYMMMM!!!!! Mon Jun 25, 2007 9:54 pm | |
| Post your jokes here! Kahit corny! Pagtiyatiyagaan naman namin! | |
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ALden_08 [Admin] Admin
Number of posts : 99 Age : 32 Location : Cavite! Registration date : 2007-06-18
| Subject: Re: JOKETAAAYYYMMMM!!!!! Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:53 pm | |
| oo nga! para naman matulungan natin si Robert at Dominick kapag pinag-jojoke sila ni ms. eden! ^_^ | |
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ALden_08 [Admin] Admin
Number of posts : 99 Age : 32 Location : Cavite! Registration date : 2007-06-18
| Subject: Re: JOKETAAAYYYMMMM!!!!! Tue Jun 26, 2007 7:01 pm | |
| let me go first!
Praying for 10 Pesos
Sa loob ng simbahan ng Quiapo, isang batang pulubi ang mataimtim na nanalangin sa Diyos.
Pulubi: "Panginoon kung maaari po sana ay bigyan ninyo ako ng sampung piso dahil gutom na gutom na lang po ako."
Narinig sya ng isang pulis na kasalukuyan ding nagsisimba at bumilib sya sa katatagan ng bata sa pananampalataya sa Diyos. Sa kanyang habag ay dumukot sya ng limang piso at iniabot sa bata na ang sabi: "Amang, narinig ng Diyos ang panalangin mo at heto tanggapin mo ang perang ito at ibili mo ng pagkain".
Tumingala ang bata sa pulis, kinuha nya ang limang pisong iniabot at muling yumuko para manalangin:
"Panginoon, salamat po sa pagdinig ninyo sa aking panalangin, pero sana naman po sa uli-uli wag na ninyong pararaanin pa sa pulis, kasi malaki na ang bawas". | |
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zimplee_mi Moderator
Number of posts : 212 Age : 32 Location : England (sa piling ni Daniel Radcliffe) Registration date : 2007-06-18
| Subject: Re: JOKETAAAYYYMMMM!!!!! Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:20 pm | |
| WAHEHEHEHE! Haha! KOTONG yun boy! Haha! Wala ako joke dito eh.... Hanap ako next time.
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ALden_08 [Admin] Admin
Number of posts : 99 Age : 32 Location : Cavite! Registration date : 2007-06-18
| Subject: Re: JOKETAAAYYYMMMM!!!!! Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:27 pm | |
| hehe! ayos ba??
isip pa ko... hintay po kayo... kayo??? o baka ikaw?? hihi! ^_^
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ALden_08 [Admin] Admin
Number of posts : 99 Age : 32 Location : Cavite! Registration date : 2007-06-18
| Subject: Re: JOKETAAAYYYMMMM!!!!! Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:29 pm | |
| Naglalakad sa kalsada si Juan ng may nakita siyang pusa... Juan: Muning! meow, meow! Pusa: Meow... Juan: Meow, meow, meow! Pusa: Meow, meow... Juan: Meow, meow! Pusa: Ulul.. | |
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ALden_08 [Admin] Admin
Number of posts : 99 Age : 32 Location : Cavite! Registration date : 2007-06-18
| Subject: Re: JOKETAAAYYYMMMM!!!!! Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:39 pm | |
| Kid asked his pregnant mom... Kid: Anong nasa tiyan niyo? The mom answered Mom: Kapatid mo.. Kid: Love mo ba siya? Mom: Oo Kid: Bat mo kinaen? ~0~ | |
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zimplee_mi Moderator
Number of posts : 212 Age : 32 Location : England (sa piling ni Daniel Radcliffe) Registration date : 2007-06-18
| Subject: Re: JOKETAAAYYYMMMM!!!!! Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:00 pm | |
| - ALden_08 [Admin] wrote:
- hehe! ayos ba??
isip pa ko... hintay po kayo... kayo??? o baka ikaw?? hihi! ^_^
^ woink! Ako nga lang ang maghihintay! ^_^ - ALden_08 [Admin] wrote:
- Kid asked his pregnant mom...
Kid: Anong nasa tiyan niyo? The mom answered Mom: Kapatid mo.. Kid: Love mo ba siya? Mom: Oo Kid: Bat mo kinaen? ~0~
^ Wahehehe! Natawa talaga ako dito! | |
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ALden_08 [Admin] Admin
Number of posts : 99 Age : 32 Location : Cavite! Registration date : 2007-06-18
| Subject: Re: JOKETAAAYYYMMMM!!!!! Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:02 pm | |
| ako rin eh.... si mara nagtex sa kin nyan.... muntik na kong kumaen ng bata sa kakatawa! haha! ^_^ | |
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zimplee_mi Moderator
Number of posts : 212 Age : 32 Location : England (sa piling ni Daniel Radcliffe) Registration date : 2007-06-18
| Subject: Re: JOKETAAAYYYMMMM!!!!! Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:12 pm | |
| Eto... meron ako..... Pres. Gloria Arroyo, Fidel Eamos and Joseph Estrada are hiding from some PNP.
Fidel: Ano saan na tayo magtatago? napapagod na ako eh. Gloria: Eto oh. May tatlong sako dito sa gilid. Erap: Dali! Tago tayo!
~ Dumating ang dalawang militante~
Militante 1: Asan na yung tatlong yun? M2: Oo nga biglang nawala. M1: hanapin mo. Nandyan lang yun sa tabi. M2: May tatlong sako dito sa gilid. M1: Oh sige, tingnan natin kung nandiyan sila. Fidel: Patay! Gloria: Lagot! Erap: Dedo!
~ Sinipa ni M1 yung unang sako~ Fidel: Arf! Arf! M2: Ay pare! Aso pala eh. Dito kaya sa isa... ~sinipa ni M2 yung pangalawang sako~ Gloria: Meow! Meow! M1: Pare pusa! Eto kayang huli?... ~ sinipa ni M1 yung huling sako~ Erap:..... M1: Pare walang tunog. M2; Subukan mo nga ulit... ~Sipa ulit~ Erap:..... M1: Wala pa rin eh. M2: Isa pa nga! ~sipa~ Erap:..... M1: Bakit kaya walang tunog? Erap: Mga sira! SANTOL ako!
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ALden_08 [Admin] Admin
Number of posts : 99 Age : 32 Location : Cavite! Registration date : 2007-06-18
| Subject: Re: JOKETAAAYYYMMMM!!!!! Wed Jun 27, 2007 4:52 pm | |
| haha!!! kakatawa siya! promise... | |
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jaimevdnav Espesyal na Thatcher ka!
Number of posts : 32 Age : 31 Registration date : 2007-07-01
| Subject: Re: JOKETAAAYYYMMMM!!!!! Sun Jul 01, 2007 3:42 pm | |
| Anung fish ang hindi basa?!!!
HaHa...
Edi...
JOPAY!!!
haha...
Katangahan lang po.. heha epal no?..... | |
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zimplee_mi Moderator
Number of posts : 212 Age : 32 Location : England (sa piling ni Daniel Radcliffe) Registration date : 2007-06-18
| Subject: Re: JOKETAAAYYYMMMM!!!!! Sun Jul 08, 2007 7:35 am | |
| ^^ Wahehehe! Lagot ka kay Jopay! Wahehehe! Akala ko TUYO yung sagot. Wahehehe! JOPAY pala! Wahehehe!
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jaimevdnav Espesyal na Thatcher ka!
Number of posts : 32 Age : 31 Registration date : 2007-07-01
| Subject: Re: JOKETAAAYYYMMMM!!!!! Sun Jul 08, 2007 8:12 pm | |
| Ahehe...
Joke lang po iyon....
Jopay FISH tayo!!!!
Peace!!! hehe ^_^ | |
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quinigami Isa kang Thatcher
Number of posts : 22 Registration date : 2007-06-23
| Subject: Re: JOKETAAAYYYMMMM!!!!! Mon Jul 09, 2007 8:54 pm | |
| isang babae sumakay nang taxi na nakahubad
babae:(sa drayber)bakit ganyan ka makatitig sakin ngayon ka lng ba nakakita ng nakahubad na babae???
drayber:hinde nagtataka lang ako kung saan mo nilagay pangbayad mo... | |
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mhUriEl_08 Isa kang Thatcher
Number of posts : 15 Age : 31 Location : kahit san-san lang... Registration date : 2007-06-23
| Subject: Re: JOKETAAAYYYMMMM!!!!! Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:24 pm | |
| Haha... ah ganun?? uHm d masyadong nakakatawa.... pero., ok lang!!! | |
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zimplee_mi Moderator
Number of posts : 212 Age : 32 Location : England (sa piling ni Daniel Radcliffe) Registration date : 2007-06-18
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jaimevdnav Espesyal na Thatcher ka!
Number of posts : 32 Age : 31 Registration date : 2007-07-01
| Subject: Re: JOKETAAAYYYMMMM!!!!! Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:19 pm | |
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JaGuarZxXx Aba! Naadik na Thatcher ka na ha!
Number of posts : 72 Age : 30 Location : Cavite Registration date : 2007-06-28
| Subject: Re: JOKETAAAYYYMMMM!!!!! Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:34 pm | |
| Wala yata akong joke na hindi ako mababan pagka pinost ko e | |
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quinigami Isa kang Thatcher
Number of posts : 22 Registration date : 2007-06-23
| Subject: langaw Thu Jul 12, 2007 8:23 pm | |
| dalawang langaw nakadapo sa tae...
langaw 1:pre excuse ah! uutot lng ako...
langaw 2:pre wala namang ganyanan kumakain tayo eh...[b] | |
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quinigami Isa kang Thatcher
Number of posts : 22 Registration date : 2007-06-23
| Subject: Re: JOKETAAAYYYMMMM!!!!! Thu Jul 12, 2007 8:25 pm | |
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zimplee_mi Moderator
Number of posts : 212 Age : 32 Location : England (sa piling ni Daniel Radcliffe) Registration date : 2007-06-18
| Subject: Re: JOKETAAAYYYMMMM!!!!! Sat Jul 14, 2007 6:47 am | |
| ^^ Wahehehe! natatawa ako sa'yo Jensil! Super out of place naman yang pinost mo eh! Sana dun mo nilagay sa intor board.
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zimplee_mi Moderator
Number of posts : 212 Age : 32 Location : England (sa piling ni Daniel Radcliffe) Registration date : 2007-06-18
| Subject: Re: JOKETAAAYYYMMMM!!!!! Sat Jul 14, 2007 7:50 am | |
| Nakakadiri naman ito! eeew! Uy! move ko ito sa joketayyym ha! Naligaw eh!
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Julian(insertnamehere) Isa kang Thatcher
Number of posts : 17 Age : 30 Location : Molino 4,Bacoor,Cavite, Region IV-A, Philippines, Southeast Asia, Earth, Milky Way, Galaxy.Haba no? Registration date : 2007-06-23
| Subject: Eto Joke. Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:13 pm | |
| Anong Pagkain ang mabilis??
E D Fastfood!
Anong mas mabilis pa doon??
E D Fasta!!!
Ano ang Pinaka mabilis na Pagkain??
E D SoFas!!
Kakatawa no!!!! | |
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cutee03 NEWbie
Number of posts : 5 Age : 31 Registration date : 2007-07-21
| Subject: Re: JOKETAAAYYYMMMM!!!!! Fri Oct 12, 2007 1:31 am | |
| [font color=purple]ang corni nman! ahaha. [/color] | |
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